just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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