remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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