Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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