So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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