Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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