my vag is so smooth its legendary
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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