Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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