ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Boobs speak an international language.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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