I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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