There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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