Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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