what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
please come you make the beer taste better
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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