# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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