Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Still dying that you shit outside
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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