Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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