the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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