She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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