whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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