Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
