i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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