You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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