hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She's the barista slut.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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