if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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