You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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