Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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