I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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