Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm at about main and main street
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm both gender and math confused
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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