What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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