we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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