I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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