Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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