names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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