She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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