we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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