turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I need moral support for this bender
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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