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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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