As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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