if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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