4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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