I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think a kid would responsible me up
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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