we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
do nipples grow back?
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