So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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