You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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