this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
