I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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