her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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