"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just found puke in my bra..
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i need some magic done to my vagina
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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