that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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