love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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