Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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