all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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