NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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