i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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